Your Weekly Dose of Insanity
Good freakin’ grief, the stuff that people will believe! Anybody who thought that having the Internet would result in a more educated society has been woefully disappointed. If anything the Internet has made the problem worse because it allows false information to be spread more quickly, easily, virally, and has done nothing, can do nothing, to make stupid people smarter. That old “you can lead a horse to water” thing. Stupidity defies education, because in this day and age, stupidity is a matter of choice. People are stupid because they *want* to be stupid.
Did you know Keanu Reeves went on record as saying that “Hollywood elites engage in the ritual abuse of children and the practice of drinking their blood” by using “the blood of babies to get high” and that “these people believe the more innocent the child, and the more it suffered before it died, the better the high…From what I understand there is a supply chain that delivers young children on the regular.” You didn’t know that he said that? Good. Because he didn’t. It never happened. It’s pure fabrication.
Did you know Mel Gibson warned us about the exact same thing? He warned us that Hollywood elites “perform sacred rituals that are sick and totally at odds with the moral fabric that binds most patriotic Americans…It’s an open secret in Hollywood and everyone wants in on it…Hollywood is an institutionalized pedophile ring…they harvest these kids for their energy and feast on their blood…The more innocent the child, the more terrified they are, the more they thrive on it…harvesting the blood of children and eating their flesh because they think it gives them some sort of ‘life force.’” That’s some creative bullshit, right there! But anybody—ANYBODY—with a functioning brain, who isn’t mentally ill, ought to be able to take one look at it and recognize it as bullshit. Yet there are those who believe it fervently. There are those who will say that I am part of the “conspiracy” and that I am trying to suppress the “truth” because I am refuting these obviously fake news reports.
Y’know, if the crackpots are right and I am in collusion with the Evil Hollywood Death Cult, the Cult ain’t paying me nearly enough to do their dirty, truth-suppressing work for them. I want a raise, Evil Hollywood Death Cult! Double my salary or I’m spilling the beans!
WAYNE MILLER is the owner and creative director of EVIL CHEEZ PRODUCTIONS (www.evilcheezproductions.blogspot.com, www.facebook.com/evilcheezproductions), specializing in theatrical performances and haunted attractions. He has written, produced and directed (and occasionally acted in) over a dozen plays, most of them in the Horror and Crime genres. His first novel, THE CONFESSIONS OF SAINT CHRISTOPHER: WEREWOLF, is available for purchase at https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/734763
MORTUI VELOCES SUNT!