Where’s Eddie?

After embarking on a nationwide quest just like Cecil B. DeMille did when looking for the right actress to portray Scarlett O’Hara in GONE WITH THE WIND, Rob Zombie, after auditioning hundreds of actresses, has decided that his wife Sheri Moon Zombie will be playing Lily Munster in his upcoming movie THE MUNSTERS! I know, who would have ever expected that?! What an innovative choice!

He’s also cast some other prominent cast members. Jeff Daniel Phillips will portray Herman Munster and Dan Roebuck will appear as Grandpa Munster. But where’s Eddie, the loveable werewolf scamp and male child of Herman and Lily? (If Rob and Sheri Moon had a son of the appropriate age, or even remotely close to it, we could be certain that the little *ahem* “thespian” would be playing the role of Eddie.) Anyway, the three cast (casted?) actors so far are seen in the new photograph released by Rob Zombie, sitting in front of the Munsters mansion Zombie had constructed not on Mockingbird Lane but somewhere in Hungary, I think. The house, which is an actual house and not just a shell, looks good. The actors in makeup look…not like the Munsters, but we do accept that they won’t look like the family we’re all familiar with, nor would we really want them to, since I expect Zombie’s take on the material is going to be drastically different than was the television series’.

By The Evil Cheezman

WAYNE MILLER is the owner and creative director of EVIL CHEEZ PRODUCTIONS (www.evilcheezproductions.blogspot.com, www.facebook.com/evilcheezproductions), specializing in theatrical performances and haunted attractions. He has written, produced and directed (and occasionally acted in) over a dozen plays, most of them in the Horror and Crime genres. His first novel, THE CONFESSIONS OF SAINT CHRISTOPHER: WEREWOLF, is available for purchase at https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/734763 MORTUI VELOCES SUNT!

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