What you could get away with if you were a Werewolf

Imagine you had the ability to turn into a werewolf at the drop of a dime; you were walking along in your city one fateful night and were suddenly brutally attacked by this disgustingly beautiful creature and now, you attained their mystical power.

Sit back for a minute and mentally compile a list of things you’ve always wanted to do but were too afraid to attempt, for the thought of getting caught scares you beyond belief! Or if you’d like, I can compile that list for you right here. Here are some things I bet you could get away with if you were a werewolf.

Free Meat- Meat these days is expensive with the economy and all, so why not grab a bunch of steaks, chicken, and other processed deliciousness while you can? If you were a werewolf, simply transform into your beastly suit and head to the nearest deli. You could try scaring your victim into giving away their products or become friendly with a few owners and get on their good side prior to transformation … you know, make a deal.

Cash Prizes- This is an easy one; come Halloween time, most clubs and bars hold costume contests. Along with the announcement of these said contests comes the announcement of cash prizes. On All Hallows Eve, turn yourself into a werewolf and enter your local club’s contest … if anything else, you’d be the most authentic creature of the night!

Bedtime Stories- This one is kind of kinky; if your lover likes a beast in the bedroom … well, that’s all I really have to say. You and her will surely be howling at the moon in harmony.

What would you do if you were a werewolf?

– Bryce


  1. I hadn’ty thought of the costume contest thing. Awsome. I’d like to do a scoobie doo thing just for the fun of it. “Haunt” a landmark or “curse” an event.

  2. if you would truly like to know about real werewolf email me……
    i’ll tell you everything about my past…

  3. You would get to work (or anywhere) faster and cheaper. Why pay for petrol (gas), car registration or bus fare when you could shapeshift and sprint to work at 200mph??

    Love your site btw, been following it for a few months.

  4. Even tho that last point is surely a plus…I think i would become a professional wrestler or something, no one would match my strength.

  5. If i had the ability to transform into a werewolf, i would hunt down the people that do harm to others, and i do believe it would make this world a better place, just think about it, a werewolf able to choose who to kill. Now that would be power, and plus the last point would be way cool.

  6. i would start a kindom of werewolves as a leader of all werewolves in my kindom and either be friends with humans or figth against humanity their choise

  7. If I could be a real werewolf, good bye ‘civilization’, hello freedom. Could live as a wolf, not having to worry about work and bills and stresses of daily life. Find a pack and run wild.

  8. hellllllllllo any one a real werewolf tll me so i can be one i dream about being one so much that i cry wen i wake up and im not one…

    1. Im one but they say ”if you get bitten or scrached by a werewolf you will be one” NOT TRUE. you have to be born one (rare), or put on a spell (easy to cast but not to transform). and if you do become one you will have a TON of pain (trust me it was a full moon last night and my arm…). sorry for my bad spelling i have a c- in class so…

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