Werewolf Smartphone

I only recently got a Smartphone. Like, a few months ago. I always said I didn’t have the patience to own one, that I’d end up throwing it across the room, thus shattering it and negating the desired effects of owning one in the first place. I clung to my outdated little flip-phone as to a life-preserver. The screens are too small, I’d argue, for me to be able to use them. I watch other Smartphone owners struggling against their autocorrects and I’d get frustrated on their behalf. When I finally made the transition, as it was actually cheaper for me to now own a Smartphone than a flipper, my lovely better half got me a stylus with which I could do my typing. Good move on her part, as I now LOVE my Smartphone. I use it all the time. I’ve caught up to the 21st Century.

Anyway, on the subject of Smartphones, here is a commercial shilling Smartphones and featuring werewolves, albeit the werewolf segment only lasts a few seconds. Even so, it’s cute and it made me smile. Hopefully it’ll make you smile, too. I’m not sure why a werewolf would NEED a Smartphone, but that’s not really necessary to enjoy the ad, is it?

By The Evil Cheezman

WAYNE MILLER is the owner and creative director of EVIL CHEEZ PRODUCTIONS (,, specializing in theatrical performances and haunted attractions. He has written, produced and directed (and occasionally acted in) over a dozen plays, most of them in the Horror and Crime genres. His first novel, THE CONFESSIONS OF SAINT CHRISTOPHER: WEREWOLF, is available for purchase at


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