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Turducken and Cthurkey

This really doesn’t have a lot to do with werewolves, but it involves H.P. Lovecraft, and since we’ve just finished with Thanksgiving I guess it’ll be okay. Before this year I’d never heard of a Turducken before. A friend of mine made a comment about it, wondering if my family would be having Turducken for Thanksgiving dinner. I thought he was just trying to be funny, making up a funny word. Turns out it’s a real thing. They stick a chicken inside a duck (one would expect they first remove the innards from said duck) and then stuff the stuffed duck inside a turkey, thus creating a “Turducken.” Sounds tasty, if one is of a carnivorous bent, which I am. Are there any hardcore werewolf marks who are vegetarians, I wonder?

Anyway, researching the Turducken led me to discover the Cthurkey. It’s an octopus stuffed inside a turkey with crab legs added. I like turkey and crab, but I don’t know if I’d be able to make myself eat Cthurkey. It looks unappetizing, to say the least. And for the record, I am against the eating of octopus. It violates my staunch rule that no one should ever eat a predator. Plus octopi have tons of personality. And they’re really smart. It’d be like eating a border collie to me. Some things just ain’t right.

By The Evil Cheezman

WAYNE MILLER is the owner and creative director of EVIL CHEEZ PRODUCTIONS (www.evilcheezproductions.blogspot.com, www.facebook.com/evilcheezproductions), specializing in theatrical performances and haunted attractions. He has written, produced and directed (and occasionally acted in) over a dozen plays, most of them in the Horror and Crime genres. His first novel, THE CONFESSIONS OF SAINT CHRISTOPHER: WEREWOLF, is available for purchase at https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/734763

MORTUI VELOCES SUNT!

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