Trump: Werewolf or Vampire? (And you can win a prize!)

Okay, peeps, let’s have a little contest. This one is strictly for Twitter, as I’m trying to up our Twitter visibility. Here is the question: Would Donald Trump be a vampire or a werewolf? Simple, right? Not as much as you might think. What I’m looking for is a WITTY response. Something like “a vampire, ‘cause he sucks!” won’t cut it. I need snark. I need cleverness. Put some thought into it.

Also, don’t take this post or contest as an example of us here at vampires.com/werewolves.com taking sides in the upcoming election. We remain impartial. (And personally I, your intrepid reporter, can’t stand either candidate, so that makes it easy to stay neutral.)

So go on over to Twitter and follow us (at https://twitter.com/vampires and https://twitter.com/werewolvescom). Then find this particular post. THEN give us your best reasoning as to whether the Great Orange One would be a better werewolf or a better vampire. The cleverest tweet-er will win a free vampires.com or werewolves.com T-shirt!

Make me laugh, tickle my funny bone, and win some swag! Good luck!

By The Evil Cheezman

WAYNE MILLER is the owner and creative director of EVIL CHEEZ PRODUCTIONS (www.evilcheezproductions.blogspot.com, www.facebook.com/evilcheezproductions), specializing in theatrical performances and haunted attractions. He has written, produced and directed (and occasionally acted in) over a dozen plays, most of them in the Horror and Crime genres. His first novel, THE CONFESSIONS OF SAINT CHRISTOPHER: WEREWOLF, is available for purchase at https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/734763 MORTUI VELOCES SUNT!

3 comments

    1. Thanks for actually making an effort to follow the rules, Yannick. But while your assessment is accurate, it isn’t terribly funny. :( Then again, not a lot is funny where Trump is concerned these days.

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