The Wolfman vs. Godzilla
Well, this is just silly. “10 Movie Monsters That Could Defeat Godzilla (And 10 That Don’t Stand a Chance)” But that doesn’t mean we can’t have a little fun with it, being silly too. It also doesn’t mean that I won’t take issue with a few of the article’s silly pronouncements. First we will begin with the monsters that it says could beat Godzilla. The Kraken. No. It would make for a good fight, but Godzilla would win. The Old Gods (basically Lovecraft’s Great Old Ones). They’re so huge, Godzilla would be sorta like a virus that would infect them, burrowing inside them—and he’d be the most devastating virus ever! He might not be able to kill them, but he sure could prove an annoyance. Pennywise? Sorry, but we all know that Pennywise is really a big spider. And Godzilla has whipped waaaay bigger spiders (Kumonga/Spiga) before. The kaiju from PACIFIC RIM would put up a good fight. But the Deadites? The Predator? The Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man?!
Now we’re just wallowing in the silly.
In terms of the monsters that wouldn’t stand a chance against Godzilla, the article sure picks on the classic Universal Monsters, including Frankenstein, the Wolfman, and the Creature from the Black Lagoon. Technically they’re right. Not of these *would* stand a chance in a fight against Godzilla—unless. If they were hit with some Pym Particles and blown up to equal size with Godzilla, *that* would be a fair fight!
WAYNE MILLER is the owner and creative director of EVIL CHEEZ PRODUCTIONS (www.evilcheezproductions.blogspot.com, www.facebook.com/evilcheezproductions), specializing in theatrical performances and haunted attractions. He has written, produced and directed (and occasionally acted in) over a dozen plays, most of them in the Horror and Crime genres. His first novel, THE CONFESSIONS OF SAINT CHRISTOPHER: WEREWOLF, is available for purchase at https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/734763
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