As much press as I’m giving this movie, they ought’a put me on their payroll. (No, just to be clear, I’m not getting paid to pimp their movie, or any movie. Not that I wouldn’t be willing to do it. I mean, I wouldn’t lie. If I thought a movie sucked I wouldn’t say that it was good just because they paid me. Well, yes I would, but they’d have to pay me a load. Like, a whole lot. My journalistic integrity might be for sale, but it sure wouldn’t come cheap! So if any of you movie companies out there are looking to have a critic in your pocket and you’ve got some serious cash to burn through, gimme a holler.) At the very least, they should make certain I get to see it. Make sure this film opens in my market, people. And I’ll take a couple of complimentary tickets, too!
In the meantime, there is a new clip from the film. We actually get to see the werewolf in this one—briefly—so that’s a special treat. There are some new posters, too. It looks good. Really good. And since I’m not getting paid, you can rest assured that’s my honest opinion.
I guess I’m giving the milk away for free, huh? They aren’t likely to buy the cow now, are they? Dang it.