The Lohan Werewolf Movie
I’m going to now voice an unpopular and perhaps unbelievable opinion: I thought I KNOW WHO KILLED ME was actually fairly decent. Or perhaps I should say, I thought it had the potential to be pretty good. Lindsay Lohan was obviously stoned during the filming of the movie, and she ain’t no great shakes as an actress when she’s stone-cold sober. But put a different actress in the part, someone competent, and bring in a better director, and you’d have a decent if not exactly memorable little Horror movie. Perhaps it is most accurate to say that I found the idea, that of “stigmatic twins”, interesting. The execution of the premise left a bit to be desired.
I just can’t get excited about the news that Lindsay Lohan–one of those people regarding whom I have no idea as to why she is famous, as she can’t act, isn’t likeable, and really accomplishes nothing, artistically or personally, in the way of contributing to society–is going to be doing a werewolf movie. Entitled THE SHADOW WITHIN, the film will feature Lohan as a “tough private detective” who is also a werewolf. And her last name is Wolfe. Gawd help us.
WAYNE MILLER is the owner and creative director of EVIL CHEEZ PRODUCTIONS (www.evilcheezproductions.blogspot.com, www.facebook.com/evilcheezproductions), specializing in theatrical performances and haunted attractions. He has written, produced and directed (and occasionally acted in) over a dozen plays, most of them in the Horror and Crime genres. His first novel, THE CONFESSIONS OF SAINT CHRISTOPHER: WEREWOLF, is available for purchase at https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/734763
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