The Limb Ripper

“You’ve been told time and time again not to go in the woods after dark; he’s the reason why. The Limb Ripper stalks the edges of the woods, weaving between twisted trees and fallen leaves, just waiting for the next lost traveler to cross his path. His glowing eyes will paralyze you, leaving you defenseless while he makes you his meal! This fearsome animatronic is out for blood. Will you be his next victim?”

I love it!

Even though I’m pretty sure “limb ripper” should be hyphenated (Limb-Ripper) I will go with their spelling, as it is their animatronic creation. (Sorry. Once an English major, always an English major.) However you spell it, though, the Limb Ripper is awesomely cool. It’s also awesomely expensive, insofar as my estimations are concerned. It’ll set you back 200 smackers–but honestly, when it comes to having a 6-foot tall animatronic werewolf on your front porch, how much is too much to spend?

Look for the Limb Ripper in the Spirit Halloween stores when they open nationwide late this summer. Or beat the crowd and order it online.

Watch a video of the Limb Ripper in action here.

By The Evil Cheezman

WAYNE MILLER is the owner and creative director of EVIL CHEEZ PRODUCTIONS (,, specializing in theatrical performances and haunted attractions. He has written, produced and directed (and occasionally acted in) over a dozen plays, most of them in the Horror and Crime genres. His first novel, THE CONFESSIONS OF SAINT CHRISTOPHER: WEREWOLF, is available for purchase at MORTUI VELOCES SUNT!

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