DNA analysis on hair samples allegedly from Bigfoot, Yeti and other similar cryptids yields reveals all were from known animals or humans. It’s so frustrating for a monster enthusiast like me. Every time somebody produces some “Bigfoot” hair, it turns out to belong to a completely different, and mundane, species of animal, frequently human. I…Continue readingHair today . . .
Researchers have uncovered 8 million mummified animals dating back 2,500 years. Most are dogs. Archaeologist Salima Ikram says the huge number points to the likely existence of ancient puppy mills. It’s more or less common knowledge that the ancient Egyptians loved their cats, innit? Speaking for myself, anyway, I can’t remember a time when I…Continue readingHow Much Is That Mummy In The Window?
Mariana is the latest in a growing number of girls and women who have disappeared, or worse, in the populous State of Mexico, which has become the most dangerous region for women in a country that is all too used to violence. There is something inherently sexual about the image of the werewolf, just as…Continue readingIn Mexico, don’t go outside if you’re a female…
I’m totally a country boy. I enjoy visiting the big cities. I find them exciting. But I could never live in one for any prolonged period of time. I’ve got too much of the wilderness in me. There’s a down side to living remote, as I do. For example, you just can’t find cool niche…Continue readingStop in for a pint, and stay for the night. It’s not safe to be out!
These wolves experienced a long fall from its status as a divine entity, to become hunted fugitives slaughtered by the hundreds only to turn into a forgotten footnote of Japanese natural history and a sought after cryptid said to still exist in the wilds. These creatures are so rare that there are few surviving specimens…Continue readingThe Japanese Wolf–Dead or Alive?
Exorcists recently performed an Exorcismo Magno or Great Exorcism on the entire country of Mexico to cast out demons and evil. Did it work? Who you gonna call? Call the Mass Exorcists! (I’m trusting my readers to detect the pun in this statement. Y’all don’t let me down, now.) Mexican holy men Juan Sandoval Iniguez,…Continue readingExorcising an entire country?
Matej Curko was an alleged Slovak cannibal who killed two young women and died in a firefight with the police force in May 10, 2011. At least the guy was POLITE about it. Instead of picking a victim at random, serial killer and cannibal Matej Curko made an effort to connect with somebody who wanted…Continue readingMail-order Murderer
Six bright teenage brothers have spent their entire lives locked away from society in a Manhattan housing project. All they know of the outside is gleaned from the movies they watch obsessively (and recreate meticulously). Yet as adolescence looms, they dream of escape, ever more urgently, into the beckoning world. We’ve all heard of overprotective…Continue readingFree At Last!
Waldemar, the renowned adventurer, joins an expedition to find the Yeti in the Himalayas. While hiking the mountains, he’s captured by two cannibalistic demon nymphets guarding a remote Buddhist temple and becomes their sex-slave. They transform him into a werewolf setting him loose to roam the mountain where he encounters a sadistic bandit. I’m a…Continue readingWho you callin’ “Abominable?”
Do Werewolves exist in America? Is the Wolfman just a myth? They may not exist. But people keep seeing ‘em anyway. We want it to be true. We WANT to believe. Even the hardline skeptic WANTS to believe; he simply can’t make himself believe in anything without physical, quantifiable evidence; there’s nothing wrong with that,…Continue readingWerewolves: Do they or don’t they?
A Florida woman has been charged with engaging in sexual activity with her pit bull, according to cops who found photos of the canine encounters stored on the suspect’s cell phone. I have a theory. Probably isn’t original to me; somebody out there has likely already given it a proper name and written a dissertation…Continue readingDon’t stop, Rover!
We all know St. Patrick loves a good drink, and that St. George killed a dragon. Or something. But these two only scratch the surface of the saintly back-catalogue: there are saints for almost every concept you can think of. There’s a patron saint for just about everything. Think up some obscure cause or problem…Continue readingSaint Hubert, protect us . . .
Joss Whedon shares his thoughts on what it would take to bring a Hulk solo movie back to the big screen. Joss Whedon, the Maestro of all things Geek, recently said something that I’ve been saying for some time. Not the part about a PLANET HULK movie not working. I think it’s a great idea.…Continue readingThe Incredible Hulk: Werewolf in Green
These lycanthropic women attacked men, boys and cattle, adopting lupine form and slaughtering their victims until 85 of them were apprehended and burnt at the stake in Ostmilich on May 6th, 1591. It has been said that the European “witch craze” constituted nothing less than a war against women by the church. I’ve read lurid…Continue readingThese Werewolves were real bitches!
The largest canine that ever lived, the Dire Wolf was the scourge of Pleistocene North America. Here are 10 facts you may or may not have known about this fierce predator. With JURASSIC WORLD stomping on all its competition at the box office, it has rekindled the old (at least it seems old now) debate…Continue readingAren’t you glad they’re all extinct?
The cannibalistic practice helped the Fore tribe develop genetic resistance to a mad cow-like disease. It is commonly accepted as fact among biologists that the eating of meat led to our human ancestors developing bigger brains. Protein builds a body, and in this instance it built brains in particular, as brains—smarts—were, more and more, what…Continue readingCannibalism. It does a body good.
Are evil people born or made? Is it Nature or Nurture? Is human personality determined by genetics or experiences? This is a question scientists have been asking for some time now; since the discovery of DNA, certainly, though in truth long before it. Our ancestors witnessed the behavior of an offspring mirror the behavior of…Continue readingAre there “bad seeds,” or is it bad DIRT?
Tennessee-based breeders used a domestic shorthair cat with a naturally-occurring genetic mutation to create the Lykoi (pictured) which has a ‘strong prey drive’. C’mon, now. You can’t really call it a wereWOLF if it is in fact a wereCAT. Even though they say it behaves more like a canine than a typical cat. This isn’t…Continue readingBreeders create a Werewolf cat!
Other suggestions posted to my FB pages included bear, monkey, sloth, mole, turtle, and (albeit decidedly tongue-in-cheek!) chupacabra and werewolf! Karl Shuker is a rare beast, a scientist willing to not dismiss out of hand any claims of the fantastical, an occasional “believer” (Actually he’s just open to the possibilities, but the “establishment does like…Continue readingTHE WEREWOLF’S CLAW
Did the arrival of Darwin’s theory of evolution put paid to a widespread belief in half-human creatures? http://docs.google.com/viewerng/viewer?url=http://www.lightforcenetwork.com/sites/default/files/Fortean%2520Times%2520Werewolf.pdf I grew up attending a little backwoods church where the name “Darwin” was pretty much synonymous with “Lucifer” and the Science teacher at the local school was part of some nefarious conspiracy to convince the wee little ones that…Continue readingCharles Darwin: Werewolf Slayer?
The plot revolves around an alcoholic small town cop who transforms into a werewolf after being cursed. Today I’m on a movie kick. I just finished commenting on what has to be the worst vampire film I’ve ever had the misfortune of viewing. (Cruise on over to VAMPIRES.COM for my succinct review of VAMPEGEDDON.) So…Continue readingWOLFCOP is an instant classic
For such a famous case on a network whose livelihood is devoted to exploring these kinds of crimes, Serial Thriller is a missed opportunity, and certainly doesn’t come close to living up to its name. If ever there was a wolf in sheep’s clothing, it was Ted Bundy. His story reads like a Hollywood thriller,…Continue readingSERIAL THRILLER a little less than thrilling
The beast has been seen by a variety of witnesses, including hunters, campers, and even park rangers, and there are numerous others who have heard its eerie, piercing howl echoing through the night. I’m a pretty well read individual, in particular concerning those subjects that most interest me. In spite of this, though, and the…Continue readingIntroducing the Dwayyo, the Werewolf of Appalachia
Puzzle solving skills, attention to detail, cunning and team work prowess must all come together to escape with your life. Your lives depend on your brains. Imagine it. You’re locked in a room with a group of people. They could be friends or they could be absolute strangers. And there’s a werewolf in the corner.…Continue readingCan you escape the BEAST?!
Broadcasting from the X, a shadowy but powerful radio station located just across the Mexican border, the Wolfman was an enigma to most of his audience. His voice, accent, and style revealed nothing of his origins, which turned out to be humble. How many Millennials know who Wolfman Jack is? It’d be an interesting social…Continue readingClap for the Wolfman!