And I bet the werewolves win too. This isn’t another one of those lame movies, –we won’t name names, –where werewolves are enslaved by vampires to like, pull their chariots and do their farm work. It’s a revenge-sploitation movie that crosses Underworld: Rise of the Lycans, with Walking Tall. Except the acting is probably better…
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Team Matt vs. Team Tyler… Since When Were There Teams?
And when did it become a contest? Tyler is a frigging werewolf! Plus, being a werewolf, Tyler is able to dish out a fatal blow that involves just -biting- one of them. Sure, they only have that ability once a month, but still! And Tyler’s way hotter, plus, Matt is way judgmental about vampires; sure,…
Being Human, Wolfman, Twilight Wolves, and True Blood in this Week’s Werewolf Bites!
There’s a lot going on in the werewolf world; hopefully that means that the reign of fruity vampire movies is coming to an end, and they’ll be shining the spotlight on werewolves again. Hopefully, The Wolfman didn’t ruin our street cred too badly. And speaking of: Can you believe it, —The Wolfman won an Oscar…
Register Today or Pay the Consequences Later
Just about every day, we’re bombarded with comments from people who claim they are real live vampires, werewolves, –no zombies yet, or ghouls, that I know of. So far, vampires and werewolves are the most popular. Well guys, I’ve got some bad news for you; according to the Supernatural Registration Authority, you have to register…
Werewolves are Universal… But Why Canada?
Whether you’re one of the apparent millions of people obsessed with the SpaceWolves iPhone app in Greece, of all places, or you’re one of the people who practically dropped dead of shock when some of the werewolf cast of the Twilight saga walked into a fast food place in Vancouver, –and chances are, you’re not,…
New Werewolf Coming to True Blood!
It’s all over Internet-town, –it’s all anyone can blog about! There’s going to be a sexy new face in the werewolf line-up: Daniel Buran is coming to True Blood, and it’s going to cause something of a fuss, because he’s going to be revealed as the packmaster of the Shreveport werewolves. That’s definitely going to…
Are the Vampire Diaries Werewolves Lame?
Duh, no. I was skimming the blog-o-sphere earlier, looking for ideas about what to feed you monsters, when I came across this -guy- who said the werewolves on the Vampire Diaries were lame. I say ‘were’ because the werewolves on VD appear to have retreated for the time being. Here are some of his key…
Werewolf Revolution: Coming Soon to Mystic Falls!
Jules is a real werewolf, and by real werewolf, I mean, a real bitch. Apparently, unlike many of today’s werewolves, Jules has no compunctions about killing off say, half a dozen campers, and one cop. And not just in werewolf form, –the cop was killed while she was in her human skin. By the way,…
Will Tyler Attempt to Break the Aztec Curse?
The rest of the season of Vampire Diaries is going to be pretty action packed; there’ll be answers, and god, does it show that I really can just -not- wait for the show to start again? My god, will Thursday ever come?! One blogger brought up a really good question though, and the producers actually…
Underworld: The New Dawn – Finally, Plot Updates!
There have finally been some fabulous new updates about the Underworld sequel, –and good news, apparently, it’s not a prequel. I’m sorry guys, but as much as I love werewolves, Rise of the Lycans was just… bleh. But in Underworld 4, we’re going back to the present, or actually, the future. The second bit of…