Poultrygeist + Werewolf = Werewolf Fever

Because for some reason, the idea of a werewolf terrorizing a bunch of disgusting fat rednecks at a burger joint is utterly terrifying! No guys, I’m serious. Can you imagine, sitting there with a hamburger, when all of a sudden, this guy in a horrifying, surprisingly well-made werewolf costume attacks you? That is scary! And…