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STRANGER THINGS Shoes and Ice Cream, And Pissing Off That One Dude

This post is for the guy who sent me a message a coupl’a three weeks back bitching about my coverage of STRANGER THINGS on this site. ‘Cause, y’know, there isn’t a werewolf in STRANGER THINGS. (Yet.) I’m sorry, Fred, but most of our readers dig on STRANGER THINGS and like to read about it. But if it’s hardcore werewolf action you crave, have you been reading the installments of my original novel THERIOPHOBIA: FEAR THE BEAST right here on this site? It features the most badass werewolf ever to appear in print. Or pixels.

It’s hardly either-or, though. You can enjoy THERIOPHOBIA: FEAR THE BEAST and STRANGER THINGS simultaneously.

Where the latter is concerned, the final trailer for the upcoming third season has been released. Check it out here. Also we are happy to report that in addition to the special STRANGER THINGS-themed ice cream you can currently purchase at Baskin-Robbins, additional flavors (Shadow Sherbet, Mind Flayer Mint, Praline Portal, and U.S.S. Butterscotch) are available for purchase at Target. And Nike is getting in on the action, too. They’ve just located a “lost shipment” of specialized shoes from the 80s. Brilliant marketing move. The official STRANGER THINGS tennis shoes will look like the shoes the company sold in 1985. I dig the green ones, myself.

It must suck to be Fred right about now, hating STRANGER THINGS the way he does. It’s just like how I feel during football season.


The Evil Cheezman • July 4, 2019


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