Ralph, the Rampaging Mutant Wolf
I was disappointed with the movie RAMPAGE when I finally got around to watching it. I loved the monsters, though. In fact it was because I loved the monsters, because I am always going to love the monsters, that I judged RAMPAGE so harshly. A movie can be a cheesefest. I’m fine with that. Sometimes I PREFER that. But it has to do right by its monsters, and RAMPAGE didn’t. But I’ve said my peace on that subject. (Or is that “piece”, as in “piece of mind”? Typically one speaks his PIECE, but can choose to hold his PEACE. Truthfully, though, and this is coming from an English major, you can also hold you PIECE and remain grammatically correct. Likewise, by saying all you have to say on the subject, you can then leave it in PEACE, so this also could be construed as correct, depending on interpretation.)
My disappointment with the movie did not extend to the toys released to coincide with it. I recently picked up the Walmart exclusive, larger-sized version of Ralph. Cool, huh? And at just fifteen bucks, not too bad a deal. I got the larger-sized Lizzie figure, too. I’m going to wait until the supersized George figure goes on sale. I ended up getting the BIG Walmart exclusive King Kong figure from KONG: SKULL ISLAND for ten bucks.
WAYNE MILLER is the owner and creative director of EVIL CHEEZ PRODUCTIONS (www.evilcheezproductions.blogspot.com, www.facebook.com/evilcheezproductions), specializing in theatrical performances and haunted attractions. He has written, produced and directed (and occasionally acted in) over a dozen plays, most of them in the Horror and Crime genres. His first novel, THE CONFESSIONS OF SAINT CHRISTOPHER: WEREWOLF, is available for purchase at https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/734763
MORTUI VELOCES SUNT!