President of Argentina Werewolf Adoption [FALSE!]

“Nope. Argentina’s President Cristina Fernández de Kirchner has not become godmother of a Jewish baby to stop him from becoming a werewolf…”

Darn. That sucks. Plus! The “el lobison” is a story based on a myth created by gauchos, Argentinian cowboys, who believed that a “lobizón” –was a potential curse of the seventh son (no daughters in between) and it was a man who transformed into something half-pig and half-dog.

Additionally, it’s a curse transmitted not by biting, but by running between the legs of a victim. Plus, the lobizón isn’t a moon-influenced cursed. The  lobizón transforms every Tuesday and Friday night. The myth is debunked, the world is less magical than we thought… sigh. At least today. Maybe tomorrow, we’ll get some hard evidence. You never know!

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