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Photo Evidence: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are Werewolves

Have you ever wondered how Kim Kardashian and Kanye West became the most influential power couple of all time? In just one year, the couple’s famedom has skyrocketed and their collective net worth is estimated to be over $140 million.

It’s obviously because they are some kind of royalty, nobility, or authority class amongst werewolves. Check out that weird ass picture of Kim Kardashian if you don’t believe me. Is that the face of a human being? I don’t think so. Kanye’s photo is even more disarming; and Kim totally said that they were werewolves on Instagram, so it must be true, right?

No, Kim Kardashian is just annoying and trashy, and Kanye West is equally annoying, just a lot more talented. These photos were taken in order to publicize Kanye West’s new song “Wolves”, which he performed live recently on NBC. Which means it was probably missing all the awesome profanity that we like so much in our modern hip hop. Real werewolves wouldn’t turn these two… hell, they probably wouldn’t even eat them. Too much silicone in one, too much bullshit in the other. 

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