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Now how’d THAT get in there?!

This list of 19 “alarming” places where dead bodies have been discovered (and that should be specified as dead HUMAN bodies, otherwise your nearest neighborhood grocery store’s frozen section would qualify—although this probably wouldn’t be that alarming to anybody NOT a vegan) is pretty entertaining, but some of the claims are a little spurious (the dead man in the fake haunted house) or a bit of a stretch (they only found the ASHES of a cremated person inside that teddy bear). And the woman who’d hidden dead bodies inside her refrigerator—again, dead HUMANS, as most of us probably have parts of dead bodies in our Frigidaires at this very moment; c’mon, are you telling me you don’t have any bacon in there? Seriously?—is hardly unique. People have been storing murder victims in freezers since the invention of refrigeration.

I was disappointed, though, that none of the bodies listed ended up in places where their deposition there required any but a mundane explanation, i.e. somebody put them there, or they just happened to die there. I wanted a case of a mangled body found way up in the branches of a tree or some such. My favorite story, though, was the Buddhist monk who was found INSIDE a Buddha statue. Now THAT one has some possibilities for a Horror writer!

By The Evil Cheezman

WAYNE MILLER is the owner and creative director of EVIL CHEEZ PRODUCTIONS (www.evilcheezproductions.blogspot.com, www.facebook.com/evilcheezproductions), specializing in theatrical performances and haunted attractions. He has written, produced and directed (and occasionally acted in) over a dozen plays, most of them in the Horror and Crime genres. His first novel, THE CONFESSIONS OF SAINT CHRISTOPHER: WEREWOLF, is available for purchase at https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/734763

MORTUI VELOCES SUNT!

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