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New Marsupial Lion Discovered

Australia is just the coolest. If you’re a staunch Creationist and you don’t believe in Science, then you’ve gotta figure that God just got cheeky when it came time to populate the land Down Under. Cut off from the other continents for millions of years–I’m gonna go with the scientific approach, here, which in no way is exclusive to the idea that there was a divine Creator at work, only to the notion that He operated according to the human work week–the animals that evolved on Australia were like no other beasts on earth. (Please gawd nobody mention the marsupial werewolves from HOWLING 3, the worst werewolf movie by far that has ever been made, and one of the worst movies PERIOD. Gawd it was so bad. And not bad in a good way. Just plain bad. Rotten and stinking bad.)

They had marsupial lions. More than one kind. And now they know there was yet another, different kind. This one wasn’t as big as the biggest species, but I bet it was still a nasty brute. Take a possum and a lion and throw ’em in a blender. Southerners already know what kind of personality a possum has. Now imagine giving that personality to a lion. Scary thought, innit?

WAYNE MILLER is the owner and creative director of EVIL CHEEZ PRODUCTIONS (www.evilcheezproductions.blogspot.com, www.facebook.com/evilcheezproductions), specializing in theatrical performances and haunted attractions. He has written, produced and directed (and occasionally acted in) over a dozen plays, most of them in the Horror and Crime genres. His first novel, THE CONFESSIONS OF SAINT CHRISTOPHER: WEREWOLF, is available for purchase at https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/734763


The Evil Cheezman • December 19, 2017

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