My favorite targets for my seemingly vitriolic yet ultimately benign mocking—since I got in trouble for being too harsh in my criticisms of TWILIGHT and THE VAMPIRE DIARIES—are Furries. They are such easy targets, too. Grown men and women who like to put on animal costumes and—do things. (There might be kids reading this article, remember, and I try to keep things PG-13 around here.) So yeah, Furries. I never feel bad for picking on Furries. They even outrank Bronies on the list of things I find pervy and skeevish.
I came across this article (the title of which I’m going to reproduce in full for you here), NEO-NAZIS ARE TEARING THE FURRY WORLD APART, and I thought, nope. Not gonna touch this one. It’s a potential sandtrap. It’s Tar-Baby, from the old Brer Rabbit stories. I’d get tangled up in this one and never be able to extricate myself. Furries and Nazis. You can’t make that stuff up. I’m merely going to report on the other report, then, and withhold my usual witty and oftentimes scathing commentary. All I am prepared to say on the subject is that, apparently, there are Nazi Furries. I had no idea. And I am going to leave it at that.