My Devil Sign Is Back!

The "Go to Church - or the Devil Will Get You!" sign along Interstate-65 north of Prattville, Ala., is pictured Monday, Sept. 21, 2009. Road builder W.S. Newell put the sign on his property along the interstate as a message to travelers. Newell died Saturday. (AP Photo/Dave Martin)

Last week, I was traveling south on Interstate 65 in Alabama. As I drew near the State capital of Montgomery, I started to keep my eyes peeled, hoping to see it. I’m talking about Alabama’s most infamous and beloved roadside oddity, the Devil Sign. It features a bright red devil, complete with a nasty-looking scythe, goatee, horns, and pointy tail, and the warning: “Go to church or the Devil will get you!” The guy who initially put it up meant it in all seriousness*, but today people enjoy it ironically. (I’m sure there are a few who proclaim “Damn right!” when they see it, then have to be all contrite for saying a bad word, but most folks, I daresay, smile when they see it. The sign has become rather beloved over the decades, almost like a welcome sign.)

The sign was, the last I had heard, toppled in a storm. People lamented its loss, with others wanting to know what had happened to it. As I drove past the Prattville exit, though, I let out a cheer. The Devil Sign was back! This new iteration was all crisp and colorful, the paint fresh, the Devil looking rested and recuperated, his scythe still as sharp.

*Maybe or maybe not. Legend has it the Devil actually came from an old billboard advertising a Red Devil gas station. See, he’s not so evil and devilish, after all.

By The Evil Cheezman

WAYNE MILLER is the owner and creative director of EVIL CHEEZ PRODUCTIONS (www.evilcheezproductions.blogspot.com, www.facebook.com/evilcheezproductions), specializing in theatrical performances and haunted attractions. He has written, produced and directed (and occasionally acted in) over a dozen plays, most of them in the Horror and Crime genres. His first novel, THE CONFESSIONS OF SAINT CHRISTOPHER: WEREWOLF, is available for purchase at https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/734763 MORTUI VELOCES SUNT!

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