Machete versus Were-Pigs!
“During the Third World War, the American government initiates a secret project named ‘Army Bacon’ in order to create super soldiers by breeding human beings with pigs. 25 years later a breed called ‘Muzzles’ have occupied the top of the food chain, eating and farming humans like animals. Rob Justice is an ex-bounty hunter working for the last line of human resistance – a group of survivors hiding in a nuclear bunker deep underground. His mission is to find out how [the M]uzzles came to power and destroy them.”
Y’know, I’m tempted to leave that one right there. I mean, seriously, what more needs to be said? Other than me telling you that Danny Trejo, Machete himself, will be playing the lead, I don’t think there’s anything left. All the bases are covered. Even if they’d stopped after the “breeding human beings with pigs” line and skipped to announcing that Danny Trejo was involved, I’d have still been on the hook. It’s either gonna be stupid or it’s gonna be brilliant and stupid. Either way, we win.
Oh, I guess I should mention that the movie is to be entitled BULLETS OF JUSTICE, to make it easier for you to find it. Personally I think they should have just called it DANNY TREJO VS. WERE-PIGS. Or maybe DANNY TREJO AGAINST THE MUZZLES.
WAYNE MILLER is the owner and creative director of EVIL CHEEZ PRODUCTIONS (www.evilcheezproductions.blogspot.com, www.facebook.com/evilcheezproductions), specializing in theatrical performances and haunted attractions. He has written, produced and directed (and occasionally acted in) over a dozen plays, most of them in the Horror and Crime genres. His first novel, THE CONFESSIONS OF SAINT CHRISTOPHER: WEREWOLF, is available for purchase at https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/734763
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