The fabled Bishopville swamp creature known as Lizard Man appears to have surfaced again Sunday afternoon.
This is truly momentous, y’all. 99% of the time, when photographic evidence of the existence of a cryptid surfaces, it is grainy, shaky, blurry, or in some other way less than convincing. This here photograph taken by a sweet little old lady as she was leaving church looks almost professional, despite being taken by a cell phone. Never has the Lizard Man looked better! While the Lizard Man of Scape Ore Swamp in Bishopville, North Carolina is, strictly speaking, neither hirsute nor a werewolf, this was too good not to comment on. Definitive proof of the creature’s existence!
IF by “definitive” we mean a picture of a guy in a rubber suit, which this obviously is. The little old lady is having a bit of fun with us, or someone else is having a bit of fun and she’s playing along. The second set of photos, taken in the swamp itself, is a little more convincing; that is to say, the pics are grainy, shaky, blurry just like most photographic “proof,” but the figure in those shots could also be a guy in a rubber suit. Kind of a waste, though, to have a suit with so much detail and not pose long enough for the witness to get a clear shot, so that the folks at home can appreciate it.