Krampus Tiki and a TWIN PEAKS Ugly Christmas Sweater
I’ve said before to my friends and family that they ought to thank me, as I am the easiest human being on the planet to shop for. Collectors and geeks in general are supremely easy to buy gifts for, and a collector geek of multiple interests, such as me, is even easier again. If one knows anything about me at all, one could pick a present that I am guaranteed to love without having to do much looking. Here are a couple of examples, as different as, well, a tiki mug and a sweater, yet I would love to unwrap either on Christmas morning. (Hint! Hint!)
Isn’t that Krampus mug adorable? They’re a tad expensive, but each one stands seven-inches tall and each is made by hand, so it’s understandable. The TWIN PEAKS ugly Christmas sweater is actually a little disappointing in that it isn’t quite ugly enough. Where stitched into the pattern are the likenesses of Demon BOB and the Evolution of the Arm brain-tree? (Is that him, above the left pocket area? The design is small, so it’s hard to tell.) Still, it’s a TWIN PEAKS ugly Christmas sweater, so that’s enough to give it cred in my eyes. I wear a 2X, by the way.
WAYNE MILLER is the owner and creative director of EVIL CHEEZ PRODUCTIONS (www.evilcheezproductions.blogspot.com, www.facebook.com/evilcheezproductions), specializing in theatrical performances and haunted attractions. He has written, produced and directed (and occasionally acted in) over a dozen plays, most of them in the Horror and Crime genres. His first novel, THE CONFESSIONS OF SAINT CHRISTOPHER: WEREWOLF, is available for purchase at https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/734763
MORTUI VELOCES SUNT!