I’d Like to Meet His Tailor!

Check out this website, peeps. The company is called WEARWOLF USA and if they can’t meet your lycanthropic sartorial needs, then I daresay you don’t need what you think you need! If you don’t believe me just peruse their collection. T-shirts, sweatshirts, long-sleeved and tank tops, beanies, and more caps than you can shake a stick of wolfsbane at! They offer products for men, women, and children. In fact the only thing they don’t have is licensed stuff, like from AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON or THE HOWLING. But come on now, you can’t expect them to commit copyright infringement, can you?

They do get quite creative with the designs, too. You won’t find any basic T-shirts with just the word “werewolf” printed on it. ANYbody can make one of those. No, there’s some pretty damn cool variety. In trying to decide which shirt was my favorite I found my mind divided. Like, even moreso than it typically is. The one I settled on is the one pictured, the “Bloodlust” design. From the website: “Once the scent of blood has reached us, a frenzy of lust is inevitable! This American Apparel t-shirt is the smoothest and softest t-shirt you’ll ever wear. Made of fine jersey, it has a durable, vintage feel. These classic-cut shirts are known for their premium quality, as well as ability to stand up to a washing machine (will maintain size and color after many washes). Fine jersey – Slim fit – Double stitched – made in the USA, sweatshop free” Wow, they’re even sweatshop-free! That means you can wear some Wearwolf apparel and not even feel guilty about it!

By The Evil Cheezman

WAYNE MILLER is the owner and creative director of EVIL CHEEZ PRODUCTIONS (,, specializing in theatrical performances and haunted attractions. He has written, produced and directed (and occasionally acted in) over a dozen plays, most of them in the Horror and Crime genres. His first novel, THE CONFESSIONS OF SAINT CHRISTOPHER: WEREWOLF, is available for purchase at


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