How To Become A Werewolf. Really.

I gotta give credit to the folks behind this website here. They’re geniuses. They discerned a niche and set about filling it. And they’ve done their homework, too. Most impressive.

Okay, so what you really want to know is, can you REALLY be transformed into a werewolf? The answer is complicated.

No, there is nothing you can do to affect a physical transformation that is any more involved than putting on a costume. It isn’t possible. Sorry. That being said, is it possible that, by putting on a pelt or belt and taking part in a ritual, by smearing yourself with a special ointment that may or may not contain hallucinogenic chemicals, you can fully believe and perceive yourself to be transformed into a werewolf? Yes. Highly possible. Taking it a step further, might one, by engaging in these rituals, be able to achieve a SPIRITUAL or psychic transformation? It’s not possible to say that it is IMpossible, no matter how much the skeptics may scoff. Could such spiritual or psychic projection explain the sightings of creatures like the Michigan Dogman? It’s an interesting theory.

If you do manage to achieve transformation into a werewolf, however, please don’t eat anyone. And until such time as you know how such a transformation will affect you, it’d probably be a good idea to lock up your pets, just to be on the safe side.

By The Evil Cheezman

WAYNE MILLER is the owner and creative director of EVIL CHEEZ PRODUCTIONS (,, specializing in theatrical performances and haunted attractions. He has written, produced and directed (and occasionally acted in) over a dozen plays, most of them in the Horror and Crime genres. His first novel, THE CONFESSIONS OF SAINT CHRISTOPHER: WEREWOLF, is available for purchase at


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