Furry Knocks-up His Own Sister at “Furpile”
As soon as I came across this article, I knew I was gonna have to report on it. Even though I do have doubts as to its veracity. Doesn’t matter. It’s too good not to use. If it IS a made-up story, it’s a darn entertaining one. Shall we recap, for those who might have missed those previous articles wherein I chronicled the exploits of the Furry community? I suppose I should. A “Furry,” you see, is a perver…I mean, a person who likes to dress up as an animal, usually in one of those oversized costumes like sports mascots wear, and get his/her groove on. (Apparently there is a subspecies of Furry that doesn’t go in for the sex stuff, satisfied with the LARP-ing aspect of the thing, but those types aren’t of interest to us here.) And a “Furpile” is a Furry orgy. The pervs, er, players keep their costumes on—the costumes must have openings in the right places to expose the Furrys’ private parts—thus they are able to maintain their anonymity. That’s how an Alabama man (of COURSE he’d be from Alabama) came to have sexual relations with and impregnate his own sister.
Okay, okay. No reason to beat around the bush. The story’s a fake. It’s satire. But such a thing COULD certainly happen to some unlucky Furries, couldn’t it? Consider it a cautionary tale, pervs!
WAYNE MILLER is the owner and creative director of EVIL CHEEZ PRODUCTIONS (www.evilcheezproductions.blogspot.com, www.facebook.com/evilcheezproductions), specializing in theatrical performances and haunted attractions. He has written, produced and directed (and occasionally acted in) over a dozen plays, most of them in the Horror and Crime genres. His first novel, THE CONFESSIONS OF SAINT CHRISTOPHER: WEREWOLF, is available for purchase at https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/734763
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