Fireside Chats: You Gotta Laugh
This one is just for fun. It’s okay to make fun of stupid people during times of duress, isn’t it? Or if not *okay* okay then at least a little more okay than otherwise? Heck, even if it isn’t, I say we do it anyway. We can blame it on stress and cabin fever.
Holding a “fireside” prayer vigil (Hey, he stole my idea in regards to the “fireside” thing! Stealing goes crossways to one of the Big Ten, ya lousy hypocrite!) in Cleveland, Tennessee (At least he ain’t from Alabama. We have enough ignert rednecks making the news on the regular.), so-called holy man Perry Stone claimed that coronavirus is a satanic plot to kill off all the older generation of Americans so that socialism can take over the country. Said the imbecile in question: “It’s almost like a spirit of Amalek that is trying to attack our older people. Let me tell you why the enemy wants to get rid of our older people. They are the ones who are established in the Bible. They are the ones who know enough about the Word not to take the Mark of the Beast. The younger generations [say], ‘Oh cool, put it in my hand. It’ll open a door. Wow.’ They’re going to take it. The older people in America in the Southeast are the conservative people, and this is attacking them to get that group out. If you get rid of all of those people who resist the Beast, and resist the Antichrist, and resist the system, then you have a whole other pro-socialist, pro-communist, give-me-your-money-and-I’ll-do-what-I-want-with-it group coming up. You see them. They’re out there, 35 percent of America is into it. And they have no respect for those older people who have made this country great.”
Well, there you have it. It all makes sense now, doesn’t it?
WAYNE MILLER is the owner and creative director of EVIL CHEEZ PRODUCTIONS (www.evilcheezproductions.blogspot.com, www.facebook.com/evilcheezproductions), specializing in theatrical performances and haunted attractions. He has written, produced and directed (and occasionally acted in) over a dozen plays, most of them in the Horror and Crime genres. His first novel, THE CONFESSIONS OF SAINT CHRISTOPHER: WEREWOLF, is available for purchase at https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/734763
MORTUI VELOCES SUNT!