Celine Dion and the Devil
They say the Prince of Darkness can take many forms, and that he always appears to you in the form of something desirable and tempting, or at the least benign. I can’t really say that I find Celine Dion all that tempting, but she does qualify as benign (unless you want to argue that her music has driven some folks to suicide, but those are just unconfirmed rumors). Who would have suspected, then, that she is in fact in league with Ol’ Scratch himself, leading the children of the world astray, offering their succulent little souls to her horned master? She is, though. She’s ushering in the New World Order at his behest, and she’s doing it through her clothing line. A genuine exorcist tells us so. Hell, her own clothing line tells us so. It says right there on the garments, “New Order.” And the clothes are meant to be gender-neutral! This is blatantly demonic, says Monsignor John Esseff, the aforementioned exorcist. “I don’t even know how many genders there’s supposed to be now, but there are only two that God made…The devil is going after children by confusing gender…To say that there is no difference [between boys and girls] is satanic.”
There you have it, people. Can’t argue with that logic. Celine Dion is a Satanist and is ushering in the NWO!
I wonder what you’d hear if you played her music backwards?
WAYNE MILLER is the owner and creative director of EVIL CHEEZ PRODUCTIONS (www.evilcheezproductions.blogspot.com, www.facebook.com/evilcheezproductions), specializing in theatrical performances and haunted attractions. He has written, produced and directed (and occasionally acted in) over a dozen plays, most of them in the Horror and Crime genres. His first novel, THE CONFESSIONS OF SAINT CHRISTOPHER: WEREWOLF, is available for purchase at https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/734763
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