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Blaine shifted on the sofa, propping his ankle on his knee. He looked to need a shave. His five o’clock shadow had gone into overtime, taken on a bluish tint. “You’re familiar, of course, with Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs?” Judith said. “The ascending order?” Maribelle nodded. “Physical needs first,” Judith said. “Then we move on…

Christianity has a long tradition of appropriating preexisting pagan elements, nor is such appropriation unique to Christianity. It’s universal throughout human societies. Folklore bleeds together. Maybe that’s the reason talk of “cultural appropriation” by the PC wankers typically pisses me off. The concept has gone from “don’t use elements from any culture not your own…

The tale of the tabloids! “Man captures terrifying ‘half-man, half-dog’ creature on camera that ‘stalked’ him!” proclaims the headline. The photographs are included, and you’ve never seen such a clearly defined inky black blob that could be literally anything! Okay, just because the photos are worthless doesn’t mean the incident didn’t happen just as the…

The Terror Dogs, aka Zuul the Gatekeeper and Vinz Clortho (sounds like a STAR WARS villain, dunnit?) the Keymaster are back, and once more they possess a pair of hapless humans, so that’s suitably lycanthropic for me to drop this review on this site instead of on one of our sisters sites, VAMPIRES.COM or DARKNESS.COM.…

Judith felt like crying, but she held back her tears. She’d gotten good at it. It came from long practice. Wait, always wait, until the proper time for sadness, or for fear. Stay strong while it is necessary; fall apart on your own time. Just now Maribelle needed her. Needed her to be strong for…

As he entered the tunnel now with his kill on his shoulder, Adam wondered if Moe would approve. He found her asleep and had to shake her to wake her up. She sprang up, wide-eyed, then rolled over to her hands and knees and coughed. Adam dropped the carcass on the ground near her. “Whuzzat?”…

It’s the standard formula for a good Monster movie: don’t show your Monster too much or it loses its effectiveness. Marks like me and a whole bunch of you may salivate at the ability to pore over every minute detail of a design, but we usually have to wait for some screencaps or an action…

According to Bloody Disgusting, who claim the “scoop”, the company Paramount Players is working on a remake of PUMKINHEAD. Should they be, though? I’m conflicted, but right now leaning towards the die of “no”. Why remake a movie that you cannot possibly improve upon? On the other side of the argument, there’s, well, more Pumpkinhead.…

After PREDATORS proved to be am entertaining film, solid enough on its own but incapable of capturing the lightening in the jar created by the original 80s hit PREDATOR, and then the follow-up THE PREDATOR being such a big letdown, does the potential audience have any enthusiasm left for this franchise? Sure the Horror faithful…