Can you still call it a “skin flick” if one of the participants is covered in fur?

There’s a long debated question as to whether having sex with a werewolf is bestiality or not.

Nothing surprises me where sex is concerned. A fascination with deviant psychology once led me down a researchy rabbit hole wherein I learned more about a great many sexual deviations than I ever would have imagined. These fetishes and fantasies run the gamut from the benign to the horrific. Most fall somewhere in the middle. I hesitate to use the word “perversion” lest someone get offended, but sometimes you gotta call a spade a spade, people. And, going by the dictionary definition of the term, “perversion” is correct. In fact it’s the ONLY correct term for much of this stuff. There are perversions, and the practitioners of same are thus “perverts.” So there.

Anyway. Werewolf porn. Yes, it exists. From Bronies (guys who love “My Little Pony,” and sometimes LOVE their ponies, too) and Furries (people who dress up in animal costumes and get their nasty on), it’s a short step to involving the lycanthropes. But even if you’re willing to overlook the fatal flaw in the reasoning—that a werewolf wouldn’t KILL you instead of, um, doing OTHER stuff to you—there are other problems to consider. I’m thinking it’d get awfully hot underneath all that yak hair or inside that werewolf costume, wouldn’t it?

By The Evil Cheezman

WAYNE MILLER is the owner and creative director of EVIL CHEEZ PRODUCTIONS (,, specializing in theatrical performances and haunted attractions. He has written, produced and directed (and occasionally acted in) over a dozen plays, most of them in the Horror and Crime genres. His first novel, THE CONFESSIONS OF SAINT CHRISTOPHER: WEREWOLF, is available for purchase at MORTUI VELOCES SUNT!

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