Cakeworthy is Worthy of Universal Monsters

I don’t wear pajamas. Never have. A few times as a kid, when my mom would insist I put some on, but even then I’d wake up in the middle of the night uncomfortable and take them off. Pajamas were for back in the days when bedrooms got cold at night, when fires in fireplaces burned down while everybody was asleep. They became unnecessary at the same time nightcaps became unnecessary. I mean the articles of clothing, not the slogs of liquor before bed, although these two likely served the same purpose: to keep the sleeper warm throughout the night. I never needed nightcaps or nightcaps. I never get cold, and if I do, there’s always a blankie to cover with. I don’t need pajamas so I don’t wear pajamas.

I almost wish I did, though, because the Universal Monsters pajamas from Cakeworthy are beyond adorable. They’re a little pricey for me, though, even if I wore pajamas, which I don’t. I might have mentioned that. (I suppose I could always buy a set as collector’s items, though.)

The other official Universal Monsters clothes are pretty spiffy, too. And also fairly pricey, as clothing goes. Even the simple long-sleeve shirt goes for thirty bucks. If I were a lady, I’d probably be more apt to spend more money on clothes. And if I were a lady and were apt to spend more money on clothes, I’d for sure buy myself one of those Universal Monsters button-up dresses.

By The Evil Cheezman

WAYNE MILLER is the owner and creative director of EVIL CHEEZ PRODUCTIONS (,, specializing in theatrical performances and haunted attractions. He has written, produced and directed (and occasionally acted in) over a dozen plays, most of them in the Horror and Crime genres. His first novel, THE CONFESSIONS OF SAINT CHRISTOPHER: WEREWOLF, is available for purchase at


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