Bring Fluffy Home (aka Don’t Open That Crate!)

What was your favorite segment in George Romero’s and Stephen King’s 1982 love letter to the Horror genre, CREEPSHOW? Ima go out on a limb and say it’s “The Crate.” Am I right? (You’re visiting a site dedicated to werewolves so I figure it’s a good guess on my part.) If you’re like me, you’ve always wanted a crate beast of your very own—and now you can have one! It’ll only cost you thirty bucks. ($29.99 to be specific.) Hardly an arm and a leg. Of course it might literally cost you an arm and a leg if you don’t properly take care of Fluffy when he escapes from the crate.

Fluffy, at the de rigueur 3.75 inches, will go along quite nicely with the zombie figures from the CREEPSHOW installment “Something To Tide You Over” and the celebrating zombie with its head cake from “Father’s Day.” Fluffy has six points of articulation and will be available in May. Pre-order yours here.

If you’re wondering what the Fluffy figure will look like, check out the photo accompanying this article. Pretty dang detailed, wouldn’t you say? It ought to be, considering you’re paying thirty smackers for a less-than-four-inch action figure.

By The Evil Cheezman

WAYNE MILLER is the owner and creative director of EVIL CHEEZ PRODUCTIONS (www.evilcheezproductions.blogspot.com, www.facebook.com/evilcheezproductions), specializing in theatrical performances and haunted attractions. He has written, produced and directed (and occasionally acted in) over a dozen plays, most of them in the Horror and Crime genres. His first novel, THE CONFESSIONS OF SAINT CHRISTOPHER: WEREWOLF, is available for purchase at https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/734763 MORTUI VELOCES SUNT!

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