Can’t judge a book by its cover? Balderdash! Sometimes you can, and sometimes you can judge a movie by its title. Case in point, I don’t need to know anything else about this particular film, BIGFOOT VS. ZOMBIES, to know that I want to see it. There are maybe some caveats. Like, if I saw the words “directed by” and “Eli Roth” connected to the project, I’d have second thoughts; and third thoughts; and fourth thoughts; and then I’d probably decide to skip it. With that exception, though, I know off the bat that I would, that I WILL, love this movie. It’s got Bigfoot. Battling zombies. I mean, just read the official synopsis: “A scientist creates a toxic cocktail that is accidentally unleashed into the local population and a nearby police ‘body farm’ – creating a small army of flesh-eating zombies – and only one creature of legend, a killer in his own right, can stop the growing hordes of the undead and save humanity.”

Genius. Pure genius. Oscar-worthy genius. I don’t even have to wait until I’ve seen the movie to comment on it. (Netflix dunnae have it, dagnabbit, so Ima have to order myself a copy online.) Since it WASN’T directed by Eli Roth, I can safely recommend it. Come on, people, it’s got BIGFOOT. Fighting ZOMBIES!

By The Evil Cheezman

WAYNE MILLER is the owner and creative director of EVIL CHEEZ PRODUCTIONS (,, specializing in theatrical performances and haunted attractions. He has written, produced and directed (and occasionally acted in) over a dozen plays, most of them in the Horror and Crime genres. His first novel, THE CONFESSIONS OF SAINT CHRISTOPHER: WEREWOLF, is available for purchase at


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