Bigfoot in the Virginias
Sasquatch or guy in a monkey suit? It’s kinda hard to tell from this distance. I’m referring to the photograph above, supposedly taken by the body cam of a conservation officer near the “Howardsville Bridge.” Nice of them to tell us the name of the bridge but not the name of the river. The article, if you can call it that, claims that the Virginia Department of Game and Inland Fisheries claims there is video evidence of the Bigfoot crossing this unnamed river on Thursday, July 6th, SOMEWHERE in Virginia.
Then there was another “article” claiming the guy in the gorilla suit–I mean the Sasquatch–was sighted on the same day, or the following night, as the event occurred at 8:45 PM, at the Gypsy Hill Golf Course in Staunton, Virginia. I wonder how close this golf course is to the Howardsville Bridge? And I wonder if the golfers who called in the report were the same guys who work for the Department of Game and Inland Fisheries and recorded the hairy beast-man with their body cams?
Meanwhile there was a totally credible news site claiming that Bigfoot has been CAPTURED over the state line in West Virginia, and is in the custody of the–wait for it, wait for it–Department of Game and Inland Fisheries!
Man, it’s creepy how you get these eerie coincidences in cases of paranormal activity.
WAYNE MILLER is the owner and creative director of EVIL CHEEZ PRODUCTIONS (www.evilcheezproductions.blogspot.com, www.facebook.com/evilcheezproductions), specializing in theatrical performances and haunted attractions. He has written, produced and directed (and occasionally acted in) over a dozen plays, most of them in the Horror and Crime genres. His first novel, THE CONFESSIONS OF SAINT CHRISTOPHER: WEREWOLF, is available for purchase at https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/734763
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