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Bigfoot and the Kiddie Porn Cretins

A pervert–correction, accused pervert–named Keith Barnes, aged 46, of Little Rock, Arkansas, who claimed to work for the US government as a Bigfoot hunter, has been busted for kiddie porn. He would wear a uniform and a badge and claim to be an employee of the Department of the Interior hired to search for Bigfoot. Problem is, the US Department of the Interior does not employ people to hunt for Bigfoot or for any other cryptid. It was a lie.

This impersonation of a government official is what got Barnes in trouble initially, but somewhere during the investigation the Feds, the REAL ones, learned that Barnes had a collection of child pornography. Now I ask ya, folks, if you were the type to maintain a stash of kiddie porn, wouldn’t you want to avoid drawing attention to yourself? Would you play dress-up as a government official and make yourself as publicly visible as possible?

Barnes may or may not have a real interest in Bigfoot, but this interest, if it exists, has no connection to his (alleged) interest in little kids. No doubt all the respectable non-kiddie porn-possessing Bigfoot researchers out there will feel the need to point out that Barnes does not represent them, but most folks can figure that out on their own.

WAYNE MILLER is the owner and creative director of EVIL CHEEZ PRODUCTIONS (www.evilcheezproductions.blogspot.com, www.facebook.com/evilcheezproductions), specializing in theatrical performances and haunted attractions. He has written, produced and directed (and occasionally acted in) over a dozen plays, most of them in the Horror and Crime genres. His first novel, THE CONFESSIONS OF SAINT CHRISTOPHER: WEREWOLF, is available for purchase at https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/734763

MORTUI VELOCES SUNT!


The Evil Cheezman • May 17, 2018


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