Month: January 2020

I’m pleased to announce that my Funko Pop! figure of the Creeper from the JEEPERS CREEPERS franchise recently arrived in the mail—I’d preordered it months ago—and it now sits adorably on my bookshelf. I feel like I deserve the credit for the figure existing n the first place. You see, some time back I sent…

A few years back I had purchased a set of new tires. Within a month’s time those tires were as bald as I am. (No, my alignment wasn’t off. Those tires were uniformly bald.) I went back to the dealership. “What the hell!” I demanded. They were totally cool, though. They replaced the tires at…

There is beauty to be found in the corrupt, precious even in the midst of the unholy. My homeland is beautiful. Arcadia, with its black peaks, its towering cedars too great in number to count, its meandering streams like silver ribbons draped between its hills, its thickets of wild ferns that grow taller than any…

“His disciples asked Him, saying, ‘Master, who did sin, this man or his parents, that this has been visited upon him?’ The Lord answered them, saying, ‘neither this man hath sinned, nor his parents, but that through him the works of God should be made manifest.’” This passage is from the ninth chapter of the…

Here you are, my friends. This is my Christmas gift to you. A video of zombie puppets, from the Night of the Living Dead Puppet Show, singing Christmas carols at the recent Krampusnacht celebration in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. If those words right there don’t make you want to click on that link, and if they don’t…