-Satan’s Soyburgers

Pic shows: The devil shape stake.nnThis is the devil steak, a piece of meat with the figure of the devil etched into the fat of the meat.nnThe photo of the steak in question has gone viral since being uploaded by a user in the state of Baja California Sur, north-west Mexico.nnThe phenomenon was discovered by a butcher when he was cutting off the piece of meat. When he sliced it of and put it on the table, he could not believe the image he saw formed by the bone, flesh and fat.nnSome users have also compared the eerie figure to the Prince of Darkness, the villain in the 1987 US horror movie.nnThe shocked butcher assures he did not carry out any type of satanic ritual to call the devil to his shop.nnSome social media users have used the images to make humorous holy week themed memes:nnOne user posted the photo with the words: "Keep eating meat in holy week atheists."nnAnother wrote: "That awkward moment when a devil appears on your steak."nn(ends)n     

And here is this week’s comic relief. In this age of the Internet, it’s nigh impossible to say for certain if something you see is legit, what with Poe’s Law and satire and all that. But it really doesn’t matter in this case if it’s for realz or not. It’s still funny, either way. I’d…

-STRANGER THINGS Synopsis and the Upside-Down Cheeseburger

I bought my special STRANGER THINGS-themed package of New Coke. I bought the Baskin-Robbins exclusive STRANGER THINGS Funko figure. I will NOT buy a freakin’ package of ketchup for some exorbitant fee! No matter how cute it is! Burger King is, you see, offering special STRANGER THINGS products, including a special cardboard crown, packets of…

-The Fouke Monster Festival

I wasn’t able to make it, unfortunately, and even if I had been able to rearrange my schedule to make the trip to the Fouke, Arkansas and Texarkana, Texas area, the event had been sold out for months. I’ve been to Fouke before. I’ve visited the world-famous Monster Mart, driven the backroads out by the…

-Heads up!

Discovered in Siberia and currently on display in Japan is the head of a giant Ice Age wolf, with “giant” being a relative term, here. It isn’t big like Ralph the giant wolf from RAMPAGE, but it is considerably larger than any wolf alive today. The head is 16 inches long, whereas the head of…

-A Return Visit to Hawkins

I am nothing if not tenacious. It comes with having an obsessive personality. My first visit to my nearest Baskin-Robbins—participating retailers of which franchise have been temporarily transformed into Hawkins, Indiana in honor of the forthcoming third season of STRANGER THINGS, due to release on Netlfix on July 4th—having been a disappointment, I determined to…

WE’RE WOLVES Still Coming. But Don’t Hold Your Breath.

As we all wait impatiently for the second season of WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS to grace the airwaves, there is word from Taika Waititi and Jemaine Clement concerning their proposed sequel/spinoff WE’RE WOLVES, featuring the werewolves who appeared in the WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS movie. Said Waititi at a recent event:…