Missin’ Out On PRIMAL RAGE

Man, this movie looks positively sick! PRIMAL RAGE was released to theaters for one night only, Tuesday February 27th. And I missed it. I had a previous commitment that I couldn’t renegotiate. Now, sadly, I’ll have to wait for the video release. (Unless they do like they did with JEEPERS CREEPERS 3 and release it…

Lester

My parents, not surprisingly, know me well. They are simple country folks, farm folks; neither attended college, and one never even finished high school. Good, church-going, salt-of-the-earth types. Today they are rather cultured, knowledgeable about geek culture and all things odd and weird, as the result of having me as a son. I dragged them…

Dangerous Toys

Look out, Funko. Super7 is looking to give you a run for your money. Super7’s “ReAction Figures” line was previously licensed through Funko, but now the company will be doing its own thing. I have no idea if it and Funko are both owned by the same parent corporation or if they are truly separate…

More on THE TERROR

Last week I was talking about THE TERROR, the upcoming Horror miniseries from AMC, based on the novel by Dan Simmons. Which I read. And which I liked. More images from the forthcoming series have been released. What I really want to see, though, is the Monster! I know that’s not going to happen, but…

The Lohan Werewolf Movie

I’m going to now voice an unpopular and perhaps unbelievable opinion: I thought I KNOW WHO KILLED ME was actually fairly decent. Or perhaps I should say, I thought it had the potential to be pretty good. Lindsay Lohan was obviously stoned during the filming of the movie, and she ain’t no great shakes as…

Toys, Toys, Everywhere Toys!

I can’t stand Todd McFarlane. I find his artwork only “okay,” his, ahem, “writing” skills an unfunny joke, and based on interviews I’ve read, the guy’s just a plain jackass in real life. But he sure does make some nice toys. In fact, I think McFarlane Toys produces the best action figures you can buy.…

Are You Ready For THE TERROR?!

In 1847, a British expedition set out to penetrate the Arctic ice and discover the fabled “Northwest Passage.” They became separated, trapped in the ice, and the crews, well, no one knows. (No one knows the exact ways in which they died, I should say. That they died is a certainty.) This real-life scenario inspired…