We finally get to see Audrey, and rather than provide us with some answers, it leaves us with more questions than we had before. What’s happened to her, to make her so bitter, and how did she end up married to that dork? IS she Richard’s mother? Is that what the telephone call the dork…
Month: July 2017
Sex with Demons
Warning, parents: This one’s gonna be a PG-13 article. I used to know this guy, Andy, who repeated the same jokes, over and over. One of them, the one he recited the most often, was about his desire to name his penis “Demonz.” People who’d never heard the joke before would always ask him why…
What the hell, Hull?!
I have a friend, one of those online friends who I’ve never met in real life, who I met because of a shared interest in Gilles de Rais and with whom I get along swimmingly (She’s working on a book, so you’ll be hearing about it as soon as it’s ready!), who lives near Hull,…
I Got Interviewed! (The Remix)
Note: This article is also appearing on our sister site, VAMPIRES.COM. It features a snippet of story containing both a vampire AND a werewolf, and them getting into a tussle, and since I’ve been given permission by the management to pimp my new novel, available NOW, I figured, why not. (I am adding this additional…
TWIN PEAKS Recap – 7/23/17
This was without a doubt my favorite episode of the season so far, the most enjoyable and the one that felt the most like “vintage” TWIN PEAKS. It was a delight that over half the episode’s action actually took place in the titular township, or so it seemed, with familiar faces, and faces that have…
Screwing with Cujo
Stephen King’s CUJO was the first out-and-out Horror novel I ever read, excepting Peter Benchley’s JAWS when I was in first grade. I was in seventh grade when I read CUJO. As with JAWS, my mother bought me a cheap used paperback at a yard sale. She really had no idea what was between those…
Give The Wolfman a Star!
The stars on the Hollywood “Walk of Fame” are more for us, the fans, the “common people,” than they are for the stars. When a living celebrity gets one, and gets to go put his hands in concrete (or is that somewhere else?) and gets to celebrate the fact that he has one, then it…
Quentin and Chuck
There are those who feel movies about infamous crimes or infamous criminals shouldn’t be made, as doing so glorifies the said criminals and their actions. This is a legitimate concern. On the other hand, such crimes are a part of history, and it is never a good idea to gloss over the ugly parts of…
The Limb Ripper
“You’ve been told time and time again not to go in the woods after dark; he’s the reason why. The Limb Ripper stalks the edges of the woods, weaving between twisted trees and fallen leaves, just waiting for the next lost traveler to cross his path. His glowing eyes will paralyze you, leaving you defenseless…
Review: WAR FOR THE PLANET OF THE APES
Whatever movie ends up winning the Oscar next year, it won’t be any better than this one. There are folks calling for Andy Serkis to get nominated for a Best Actor award, the way they were after his performance as Gollum. As was the case back then, he won’t get it. Woody Harrelson also deserves…