Being an independent creator myself, I’m more than happy to do my part to support other struggling creators in their endeavors. There was even a time, many moons ago, when I primarily wanted to earn my living writing comic books. Problem being, I can’t draw a realistic stick figure, ergo I found myself at the…
Month: October 2016
Horror Happy Meals
File this one under “Things that don’t exist, but should!” Co-file it under “Things that have inspired fake Facebook articles” if you’d like. Either and both statements are true. Peruse these amazing Horror-themed Happy Meals. Unfortunately this is the only place you will see them. They’re not real. As in, you can’t actually go to…
Werewolf Sightings
This article from Animalmozo is redundantly titled “21 of the Scariest Werewolf Sightings Ever Seen!” I confess I laughed out loud when I read it. More like a chuckle, to be factual. And more because it reminded me of the Spinal Tap song “Tonight I’m Gonna Rock You Tonight” than anything else. Anyway, what are…
Trump: Werewolf or Vampire? (And you can win a prize!)
Okay, peeps, let’s have a little contest. This one is strictly for Twitter, as I’m trying to up our Twitter visibility. Here is the question: Would Donald Trump be a vampire or a werewolf? Simple, right? Not as much as you might think. What I’m looking for is a WITTY response. Something like “a vampire,…
Nope, nothing wrong here!
If you’ve read Stephen King’s novel CUJO, you might remember the plight that faces the novel’s hapless protagonist. He’s an advertising type, and has to contend with a PR nightmare when a popular cereal brand his company represents turns out to be responsible for a nationwide panic. The food coloring in the cereal caused kids…
Scariest Movies of All Time – Maybe
Allow me to condense this article for you, peeps. It purports to offer you the 26 most frightening films you should be watching this Halloween season. But are all the suggestions worthy? I’ll run down the list for you, and offer my succinct and sage summations. THE POSSESSION OF MICHAEL KING. (Haven’t seen it, thus…
It’s a Goat, Man!
I seem to recall Reece Witherspoon doing a movie wherein she played a real person, and this lady had gone off on some kind of walkabout or something, trekking into the wilderness. Then there was that Grizzly Man guy, who went to live with bears, taking his girlfriend with him, and then the bears ate…
Cheer up a Cannibal (Star)!
Out of the subgenre of cannibal films that cropped up in the 60s and 70,s the best and most infamous is Ruggero Deodato’s CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST. The film has been called “pornographically violent,” but the onscreen bloodshed and carnage didn’t bother me. The footage of real animals being killed, though, that I had a big problem…
Wolf’s Museum of Mystery A-OK
I had a few tense hours last week, as Hurricane Matthew strafed the eastern Florida coastline. Certain areas got hit really hard, among them America’s oldest, most historic, and most charming city, Saint Augustine, Florida. Readers will recall that St. Augustine is home to the truly one-of-a-kind attraction that is WOLF’S MUSEUM OF MYSTERY, which…
Obama bans machine-gunning of wolves
It’s galling and frustrating how environmental causes have become so politicized. What should be common ground is today anything but. We all live on the same planet, after all. Should we not all want to take care of that planet? Should we all not want to sustain it for our children and grandchildren? Yet money…