Vampire or Werewolf?

Down where I’m from, the dominant religion is SEC football; Christianity comes in second. (Note: I’m not really kidding about that.) And, much like the Sunni and the Shiites in Islam, there are two major sects, and they hate the ever-lovin’ hell out of each other. I’m speaking of the “Roll-Tiders” and the “War-Eaglers.” It is incumbent on everyone living in the state to belong to one of these sects, or else run the risk, like me, of being seen as a freak, a weirdo, and an apostate. The zealots on neither side can comprehend how it is that one is capable of not caring about their religion or, even more shocking to them, being hostile to it, as I am. They are too far down their respective rabbit holes to have any greater perspective. “But isn’t there SOMEthing,” I have been asked, “that you feel this way about?” Why, yes, there are. Many things, in fact. To what, then, can I liken their rivalry to, in relation to my own life? You read the title of the article, so you cab probably guess. The two major sects that compete for MY attentions are the vampires and the werewolves. To which do I belong? Better question: to which do YOU belong?

At the source link below is a bit of online silliness that will allow you to discern which of the two parties you belong to, in case you don’t already know. I took the test. It says I am a werewolf—which is why I’m posting this here and not on the vampire site. Really, though, how could I ever choose between the two?

So which are you, vampire or werewolf?

By The Evil Cheezman

WAYNE MILLER is the owner and creative director of EVIL CHEEZ PRODUCTIONS (www.evilcheezproductions.blogspot.com, www.facebook.com/evilcheezproductions), specializing in theatrical performances and haunted attractions. He has written, produced and directed (and occasionally acted in) over a dozen plays, most of them in the Horror and Crime genres. His first novel, THE CONFESSIONS OF SAINT CHRISTOPHER: WEREWOLF, is available for purchase at https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/734763 MORTUI VELOCES SUNT!

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