Sure werewolves are some of the toughest beasts alive. But they too like to kick back after a full night on the prowl and toss one-liners back and forth. Here are some great werewolf jokes that we found that will tickle even the toughest funny bone and have even the most ferocious beasts howling!
Why did the werewolf leave the butcher shop in handcuffs?
He was caught chop-lifting!
What happens to werewolves after they fall into a washing machine?
They become wash and wearwolves!
What happens when werewolves eat garlic?
Their bark becomes worse than their bite!
What are the names of werewolf cousins?
The whatwolves and the whenwolves.
How can you tell if a werewolf has been in your fridge?
The paw prints in the butter.
What happens if a werewolf swallows a clock?
They get ticks!
Why are werewolves considered to be quite clever?
Because they’ve always got a snappy answer!
How do you make werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting too long!
Why might you need to take aspirin after hearing a werewolf howl?
It might give you an eerie ache.
What happens when you cross a werewolf with sheep?
You need to get new sheep.
What’s the first thing to do if your pet werewolf gets sick?
Count your friends. It may be someone he ate.
What’s the best place to keep a pet werewolf?
In a werehouse!
How many werewolves does it take to change a light bulb?
A lot less than it takes to change a heavy bulb!
How do werewolves keep their coats nice and shiny?
They eat health food fans.
How do you stop a werewolf from howling in the back seat of the car?
Put him in the front seat.
What did the werewolf write on his Christmas cards?
Best vicious of the season!
What do you call a dentist that cleans a werewolf’s teeth?
CRAZY!
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