THE HOWLING Statue

I know you all have been stressing over what to get me for Christmas this year. I mean, sure, I’m easy to shop for, just like every other geek. But the problem arises from having so many admiring fans, and you all having to worry that one of the others is going to buy me the same thing you are. Duplicating gifts, that’d be the ultimate embarrassment, wouldn’t it? Well, worry not. I’ll make it simple for you. For all of you. I want THIS. You don’t even have to worry about duplicating your presents, because I want a BUNCH of ‘em! I want to create my own little werewolf army, standing at attention in my back yard! And then, when I croak, they can all be interred with me, like those terracotta soldiers in the tomb of Qin, the first emperor of China. Wouldn’t that be totally boss?

The statues are representations of Eddie Quist in lupine form. That’s Eddie from THE HOWLING, in case any non-werewolf folks have chanced upon this site by accident. (The profile picture for this website is also of Eddie.) The statues are rendered in epic 1:4 scale, which means they’re gonna be freakin’ HUGE! The creation of PCS Collectibles, dear Eddie will be available for preorder on October 10th—for those who like to start their Christmas shopping early.

By The Evil Cheezman

WAYNE MILLER is the owner and creative director of EVIL CHEEZ PRODUCTIONS (www.evilcheezproductions.blogspot.com, www.facebook.com/evilcheezproductions), specializing in theatrical performances and haunted attractions. He has written, produced and directed (and occasionally acted in) over a dozen plays, most of them in the Horror and Crime genres. His first novel, THE CONFESSIONS OF SAINT CHRISTOPHER: WEREWOLF, is available for purchase at https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/734763 MORTUI VELOCES SUNT!

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