Luna the Lamp

Now you can be a werewolf anytime, not just on nights of the full moon! Just like the cartoon character Fangface, who would transform if he so much as LOOKED at a PICTURE of the full moon, any potential lycanthrope is sure to be spurred into transformative action by these babies! They are WAY more realistic than some lousy PICTURE! Honestly, though, a person doesn’t have to be a werewolf mark—although I can’t fathom why such a person would be here, on this site, reading this article—to appreciate the Luna lamp, or lantern, the creation of Taiwanese company Acorn Studios.

Ranging in size from that of a baseball to 24 inches in diameter—that’s larger than a beach ball, about the size of one of those bouncy balls kids can sit on, the kind with the handles to hold onto? You know the kind I’m talking about. The point being, it’s BIG.—the Luna Lamp is dimmable and features a “glass fiber and non-toxic latex housing.” It looks most realistic, complete with the prerequisite dark areas of the lunar surface. I’m going to go ahead and put one of these on my Christmas list. Who else wants one?

By The Evil Cheezman

WAYNE MILLER is the owner and creative director of EVIL CHEEZ PRODUCTIONS (www.evilcheezproductions.blogspot.com, www.facebook.com/evilcheezproductions), specializing in theatrical performances and haunted attractions. He has written, produced and directed (and occasionally acted in) over a dozen plays, most of them in the Horror and Crime genres. His first novel, THE CONFESSIONS OF SAINT CHRISTOPHER: WEREWOLF, is available for purchase at https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/734763 MORTUI VELOCES SUNT!

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