Forget Werewolves or Aliens—Beware the Deer!
Stephen Hawking has predicted that we, human beings, have about a hundred years left to get off planet Earth if we are going to survive as a species. I do hope we’ll be able to manage it in another century or so. There are just too many of us here on this planet. The human race won’t survive and neither will the environment unless we immediately cease polluting and procreating or else start to colonize other worlds. Which of these two scenarios do you think is the most likely? Exactly; Mars, here we come!
Here is a guy having some fun with the news of Hawking’s prediction, warning us about the much more imminent threat posed to us by deer. That’s right, deer. He isn’t talking about all the automobile accidents deer cause, either. He’s talking about them turning carnivorous and wiping us out in a mass uprising. To support his warning, he offers evidence—which is legitimate—of deer scavenging human remains, captured on video when forensic scientists left corpses in the woods, monitored by cameras, to study decomposition and stuff. So deer eat meat after all—human meat. I recall seeing a nature special a few years back where deer on this isolated island had turned to killing seabirds because they were suffering from a calcium deficiency and needed to eat the birds’ heads to compensate for it. But what’s their excuse for eating US?!