Big Bones

The Smithsonian has been taking part in a global cover-up, trying to conceal the existence of gigantic human skeletons from the public at large. Why? Because proof of the existence of giants would confirm the Bible as true and factual, and that just wouldn’t do, so the devil and his minions, possessing the minds of the powers-that-be, make sure such concrete evidence stays buried. Or so the religious wackjobs say. Others, not quite so theologically-minded, point out that such anomalous evidence makes scientists look bad, as it doesn’t fit into their theories, so they purposefully repress it out of ego. Even this latter view, however, is dependent on an organized conspiratorial effort on the parts of all the museums in the world.

Fact is, there WERE a lot of newspaper reports from earlier in the century of giant skeletons unearthed in America. It’s also a fact that journalists back then were notorious for playing fast and loose with facts. Still, SOME of those reports are credible. And there have been SOME actual giant skeletons properly catalogued by accredited museums. Where’d all the rest of those bones go, then? The sensible explanation put forward by the writer of the linked-to article available below is that the bones WERE the bones of giants—just not giant HUMANS. These fossilized remains of extinct creatures ARE on display in the museums of the world. Only they have been properly identified. Sorry, Creationists.

By The Evil Cheezman

WAYNE MILLER is the owner and creative director of EVIL CHEEZ PRODUCTIONS (www.evilcheezproductions.blogspot.com, www.facebook.com/evilcheezproductions), specializing in theatrical performances and haunted attractions. He has written, produced and directed (and occasionally acted in) over a dozen plays, most of them in the Horror and Crime genres. His first novel, THE CONFESSIONS OF SAINT CHRISTOPHER: WEREWOLF, is available for purchase at https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/734763 MORTUI VELOCES SUNT!

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